Amazon description

The laugh of the day.

I needed a tuxedo for when I join the 4th degree in the KofC so we looked on amazon and this is the description we found.  

Product description

THIS IS A CHEAP TUXEDO

There...we said it! However, the term "good value" is really what what we are all looking for, and that is exactly what you will find if you purchase this tux. You will find a very well made product for a very reasonable price. If you call that "cheap" then so be it.

What kind of guy buys this tuxedo?

Smart Guy. You don't have to be a genius to realize that you could actually BUY a tuxedo for less than the price of renting an old used tuxedo. Anyway, have you ever stopped to think about where a rental tuxedo was the night before? Think prom or groom on his wedding night. Need we say more. We say rent your bowling shoes, but buy your tuxedo.

Regular Guy. Do you pay top dollar for the latest fashion styles? Is your personal adage "slim is in"? If so, this is NOT your tuxedo. This tuxedo is more for the guy that doesn't see the point in wearing a suit that is 2 sizes too small on him so he can have the latest "look" for the next six months. A modern fit falls between a slim fit and a classic fit. Modern fit means it is not cut as snug as a slim fit, but also not as boxy as a classic fit.

Prime Guy. You know who you are. Is it Wednesday and you have a wedding to attend this weekend and no tux? If you are one of those Amazon Prime addicted dudes that is used to ordering everything from toilet paper to suntan lotion last minute because you know you will get it in 2 days, then THIS IS YOUR TUXEDO.